I use a screenreader, nvda. I decided to set it to the eti eloquence speech synthesizer and put the voice on the french voice. I then set the inflection to 50 and typed the letters "r" and "h" over and over to make it sound funny when it tries to read it. The first part is the normal voice, the second part i applied ring modulation with lots of lfo effect.
A dead laptop on a stop screen. Recorded on the iphone 6. Processed on audacity. This sound was created at: 14 july, 2020 @ 4:33 pm gmt+10. This sound is using the creative commons 0 licence! use it however you like :d. Note: sounds are better sounding when downloaded.
Keyboard typing and mouse clicking: various sounds of keyboard typing, mouse clicking and rolling over wood table. Recorder: zoom h4n with the internal mic on 48khz with 24bit.